AI Roast My Resume
Your resume needs a roast. Then a rewrite.
A little savage humor. A lot of useful feedback. Turn vague resume bullets into a clearer story of what you bring to the job.
Built for new grads, career switchers, and the LinkedIn-weary.
The philosophy
Roast the resume. Not the person.
Our promise, not a sales pitch
01 / The method
Funny enough to share.
Useful enough to keep.
Getting ghosted by applications is frustrating. The idea is simple: make the weak spots obvious, then give you a practical way to fix them.
AI feedback is a starting point, not a career coach or a hiring decision. Review every edit and keep your experience accurate.
Illustrative example / not a customer resume
Before
“Responsible for various tasks.”
The roast
“So was the office printer. What did you actually do?”
The useful part
Name the task, explain your contribution, and add a result you can verify. Replace vague responsibility with evidence.
Find the friction
Spot empty buzzwords, unclear bullets, and a story that makes recruiters work too hard.
Make the experience count
Reframe transferable skills and sharpen your achievements without inventing credentials.
Match the role
Use relevant job-description language and clearer formatting. Keywords help; no tool can guarantee an ATS pass.
02 / The launch plan
Small price. Clearer story.
Planned packages below. Check the catalog for current availability and final product details before purchasing.
Free roast
The funny, blunt diagnosis of what’s not working. A low-stakes starting point.
$0
Full resume rewrite
Actionable resume edits and role-relevant keyword suggestions, without the fluff.
$9
Rewrite + cover letter
The full resume rewrite, plus a cover letter that connects your experience to the role.
$19
Less doomscrolling. More doing.
Your next draft can be better.
Start with honest feedback. Leave with a clearer way to tell your story.